I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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