I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
