Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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