So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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