they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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