but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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