Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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