FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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