Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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