I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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