If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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