Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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