who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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