nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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