they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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