even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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