Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.