I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman