Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.