oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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