Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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