Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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