she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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