If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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