pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
If you need anything just hit me up
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?