so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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