He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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