if i can run in heels then i can drive
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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