im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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