Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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