There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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