it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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