where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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