Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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