Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
it hurts more in the daytime
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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