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she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Cover your peen. We're going out.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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