I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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