porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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