dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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