Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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