Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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