how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Sext me about skeletons
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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