Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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