Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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