Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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