we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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