To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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