I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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