After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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