I wanna passion pit in your ass
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
how does that bad decision feel?
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