playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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