i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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