You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(