What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over