Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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