I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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