he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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