Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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