i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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