Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's never too late to be topless.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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